Midnight Mania! Female Bantamweight stops 529-pound giant in crazy Russian freak demonstrate fight

Welcome to Midnight Mania!

Promotions come and go, but freak displays are eternally.

Quite a few occasions this week, clips of the notorious Fight Circus event have made this column, showcasing numerous opponents taking on a one foe. Evidently, Thailand has some prospective when it comes to freak present bouts, but Russia — property to staff MMA and parkour MMA — is the environment leader in such bizarre contests.

The marketing “Our Business” is pushing the envelope even further, as evidenced by this unquestionably absurd match up between a feminine Bantamweight, Darina Madzyuk (3-1), and a large blogger named Grigory Chistyakov, who topped the scales at 539 pounds.

Examine it out:

A brief engage in-by-play: Madzyuk fires punches early, normally leaping into the Superman punch to land on her taller foe. Chistyakov pushes forward and wraps up the clinch, and my brain immediately goes to the Sumo wrestlers who gained early MMA fights by way of the smother submission. Madzyuk is resilient, even so, preventing arms until the referee separates them. Straight away, she goes again on the offensive, stinging her foe with a appropriate hand.

Chistyakov doesn’t like it and falls to the mat. Madzyuk swarms to secure the initial-round TKO end!

“After this struggle, I will start to practice actively,” claimed a defeated Chistyakov immediately after the battle (transcription by using RT.com). “I will attempt to lead far more or much less a healthier life style. Blogger Nastya Tuki-Tuk will be my coach.”

There are a lot more fights on the card, and the whole function is viewable beneath. In some way, I doubt even the genuine greatest bout or 2nd oddest fight of the evening can even hope to evaluate to this masterpiece.

However it was not published below on MMAmania.com, the legendary SeanBaby wrote a hilarious piece titled, “How MMA Proved That The More substantial Male Ordinarily Loses Horribly,” and I would be remiss not to incorporated it.

Sleeplessness

Content Black Friday … I guess.

No offense to the other athletes, but unless of course UFC can take up Derek Brunson’s offer you, they ought to just throw the total card away.

There’s no authentic tricking to getting out of a locked rear naked choke …

Tony Ferguson vs. Charles Oliveira is the battle I’m thankful for this yr.

Georges St. Pierre and some Canada-fashion hoops!

Never inquire me how this labored, due to the fact I really do not experience like it should have. That is just a severe thigh squeeze!

Slips, rips, and KO clips

Chin yank to rear bare choke from the flattened out again mount is pretty substantially unstoppable.

The head kick rightfully ended the bout, but regard to Bielski for attempting to triumph over his body’s command to shut down.

An wonderful sequence that commences with a flying armbar and definitely only gets improved!

Random Land

Magnificent or terrifying? Terrific footage both way.

Midnight Music: I have been listening to a several unique playlists of ‘60s garage rock, and it’s all proving to be quite a lot my vibe.

Sleep effectively Maniacs! More martial arts insanity is often on the way.